I’m going to have fun raising my kids.

Parenting should be an experience, not an ordeal.

Want babbeez. Want nao.

First I snorted and wheezed and made generally unattractive laughing sounds.

Then I thought, “MIKE SHOULD COSPLAY THIS.”

First I snorted and wheezed and made generally unattractive laughing sounds.

Then I thought, “MIKE SHOULD COSPLAY THIS.”

Sometimes I put my cat in the shower.

She doesn’t like the shower.

I don’t like cats.

I need Benedict Cumberbatch in my life.

I just know that if I met him I could make him love me.

BENEDICT.

LET’S RUN AWAY TOGETHER.

Please.

mcavoyhasladyhips:

godofbadasserytweets:

@godofbadassery tweets

This is an example of a motherfuckin’ quality blogger.

PANTS HAVE A MAXIMUM CAPACITY OF ONE

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

Even it can’t escape Rule 34.

There is a parody called The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality. Very NSFW.

You can find both on Newgrounds but dear Lord if you know anything about Newgrounds or just value your sanity, stay far away.

asks:
It was the second weirdest movie I've ever seen, the first being Synechdoche, New York.

The weirdest movies I’ve ever seen are The Baby and A Clockwork Orange.

asks:
Matt Smith was in Womb, he played this guy who was genetically cloned because this girl was in love with him and he got hit by a truck and then the girl was artificially inseminated with his cloned egg, and she gave birth to him and raised him and it was all very creepy and incestual and I LOVED IT.

Oh my GOD.

Well, I’ll just have to see this, then.

Tumbro Mixtape?

It’s my first time, be gentle D;

• A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
• My Beautiful Friend - Charlatans UK
• Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
• Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
• By the Time - Mika

Er… Don’t ask, okay?

asks:
Your comments on my questions to Mike, oh my god. All I could think when you made the womb comment was the actual movie Womb.

Omg xD I can’t say I’ve seen that movie, which is probably a good thing.

I love Mike, and I’m not really shy about it. He’s the Best Guy Ever, after all.

My summer.

My summer.

I hate my house.

It’s so stressful here.

And that’s fashion, is it?

And that’s fashion, is it?

admit it, even if you got your hands on your favorite celebrity, you wouldn’t know what to do with them

This is my room as seen from my bathroom.

It’s a disaster area.

And before you ask, I don’t know. I have no idea how it gets this way.

This is my room as seen from my bathroom.

It’s a disaster area.

And before you ask, I don’t know. I have no idea how it gets this way.